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"My name is Randy and I am a Firefighter in California. I got my first bottle of Monkey Butt as a joke for fathers day. Let me tell you it's no joke. As a Firefighter spending hours on end fighting wildland fires the last thing I need to worry about is dealing with chaffing. With all of the safety gear that we have to wear plus it being 115 degrees F. plus the heat from the fire believe me when I say we sweat A LOT. I have tried many other products and I must say that AMBP is by far the BEST product out there! When lives and property are on the line I need to be at the top of my game. AMBP helps me achieve that goal! I have just ordered a six pack and a COOL shirt from you guys. Fire season is a LONG way from being over here in California. Thanks for your GREAT product and I will be sure to pass your product name around the Fire Line and Fire Camp. Thanks again for making my job easier! Randy S. Martin Firefighter/Arson Investigator"
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"It's Powwow Season up here in South Dakota, where the temps can soar to over 100, the humidity close behind, and a summer powwow is 3 days of camping out and dancing under heavy regalia out in that sun and heat. AMB has made powwowing even more pleasurable!!!"
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| "I'm
a frequent international traveler and those 20 hour flights
are murder. But your powder does the trick!" - Bill |
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My
name is Matt and I received Anti Monkey Butt Powder as a
"gag" gift (long story). Anyway, I have a spinal
cord injury and have been using a wheelchair for 17 years
and as you can imagine I require a powder to alleviate sweat
from sitting all day. I decided to use your product and
was amazed how well it works. You guys make a very good
product and I hope to see it more available. |
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My
name is Tiffany and I just had a baby boy. I was desperate
to find something to clear up a diaper rash caused by an
irritating diaper, Nothing was working, when I remembered
a friend gave my husband the AMB as a joke! This horrible
rash was cleared up in two days.I couldn't believe it! No
one is laughing now!!! My reorder will be in tomorrow. Thank
you
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| Picture:
Trip on Rt 66, in MidPoint, Adrian Texas, exact middle of
Route 66 from Los Angeles to Chicago. A-M-B-P (not shown,
worn under shorts).
Story: As a rider for 25+ years, I have experience
my share of chapping, chaffing and general irritation from
motorcycle riding and other sweaty and rubbing activities.
One of my favorite bike trips is from Ft. Worth, TX to San
Antonio, TX (where my wife's parents live) on our BMW K1200LT.
We take a lot of back roads, make frequent stops at small
markets and creeks and ponds for a quick dip or swim. The
enjoyment of these short breaks and getting wet and back
on the bike is only marred by the chapping and rawness that
it brings. My wife and I often tell our relatives and friends
about these rides. After expressing one of the stories about
the swim at Marble Falls, TX, one of my co-workers brought
me a sample of "Anti Monkey Butt Power". At first
I though it was a very elaborate joke. After some discussion
and jokes about the power I decided to give it a try. WOW.
We have taken several trips since getting a dispenser of
"A-M-B-P". We have enjoyed the rides much more
with NO chapping and chaffing. It is a simple process. Just
apply a generous amount to power before the ride starts.
After each stop for a swim dry the "AREA" and
apply more power. I have also gotten into the habit of applying
more power when stopping after long sweaty part of the ride.
I am not ready to say "A-M-B-P" is a miracle product
.... but it sure comes close. I highly recommend "A-M-B-P"
to anyone having itching, chapping or chaffing.
"A-M-B-P" has saved my A** a couple of time now....
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I
was recently at a multi-day riding event called the Wudi
in Arkansas and Missouri. I hadn't ridden for 6 months
due to a broken hip and winter here in MN so I was suffering
from some pretty good MB at the end of the 2nd day. Someone
around the campfire heard me whining and gave me a bottle
of your product. I was really not expecting much but I
was very pleasantly surprised. I was able to ride hard
for 3 more days and actually feel better each day instead
of the normal downhill slide into more chafing and pain
using baby powder. I'm a believer now.
Thanks,
John Brunsgaard
(jeb on the major KTM boards
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To the
people at Monkey Butt:
I just wanted to let you know
what your product has done for my husband. My husband
is a Section Foreman for the Union Pacific Railroad and
works repairing track. His work is done outside on the
track and in all kinds of weather in Texas. On most summer
days he comes home soaking wet from sweat and has had
to use rash creme that stinks like fish and didn't really
work that great. He is now able to sprinkle on Monkey
Butt in the morning before going to work and hasn't had
a rash develop since he started using in. Thanks to Monkey
Butt the fish smell is gone.
On another note while in Florida
on vacation I developed a rash under my bra band and used
monkey butt after my shower and it cleared up right away.
So now I'm using it too.
Thanks
Mrs. Richard W.
Thomas
Bastrop, TX
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| ACL Fest: My name is Dirk Stalnecker
and I’m the production manager for the festival. I personally
received lots of great feedback on your product. The stagehands
insisted on having a bottle available to them from load in
thru load out. Their steward was seen roaming about the site
on his golf cart administering the precious powder to his
troops. Each stage manager also stocked a bottle at each stage
and became part of their daily inventory of expendables at
each stage location. Thanks for all of your support, I know
the bands all reacted positively to your product and their
roadies applaud your efforts. Hope to work with you in the
future.
Best
Dirk Stalnecker
Production manager
Capital Sports & Entertainment |
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